Direct Response Alchemy

We turn campaigns into money.

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~Two Decades Of Cumulative Digital Marketing Experience.

$10,000,000's generated — webinars written, sales copy, email sequences, webinar build-up (and down) sequences.

$833.33 Revenue Generated Per Word - World Record?

In the 2020's, we generated a peak word count of $833.33 revenue per word.

That means every word we wrote made our employer $833.33.

$833.33.

Every. Single. Word.

At 8,000 words for an average funnel/promotion, that clocks in at $6.67 million in our clients' pocket.

Imagine that.

Making $6.67 million. Just from 8,000 of someone's words.

In the 2020's, we generated a peak word count of $833.33 revenue per word.

That means every word we wrote made our employer $833.33.

$833.33.

Every. Single. Word.

At 8,000 words for an average funnel/promotion, that clocks in at $6.67 million in our clients' pocket.

Imagine that.

Making $6.67 million. Just from 8,000 of someone's words.

100% Success Rate.

We have never failed to deliver a direct, positive ROI for our clients. Ever.

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Services We Offer — That You Can Profit From — Starting Today. Right Now.

Emails + Email Sequences

Latest Record: Over $500,000 from a single email.

Landing/Squeeze Pages

Latest Record: 50% lead conversion rate from cold, paid traffic

Ad copy (Google, Facebook, Etc.)

Latest Record: 10% CTR on a Facebook Ad

Advertorials

Latest Record: 25% conversion to lead

Front-End Promotions/Funnels

Latest Record: 4% Sales Conversion Rate

Back-End Promotions/Funnels

Latest Record: 10% Sales Conversion Rate

Webinars

Latest Record: 25% conversion to lead

Product Launches

Latest Record: 4% Sales Conversion Rate

Conversion Rate Optimization

Latest Record: ~200% increase in KPI's

What types of services do you specialize in?

We specialize in direct response copywriting: email campaigns, sales funnels, landing pages, ad copy, and full funnel optimization for high ROI.

How quickly can I expect results?

Many clients see measurable improvements in engagement or conversion within days of implementation, with significant ROI typically visible within a few weeks.

Do you offer customized packages?

Yes, every package is tailored to your goals and budget. We provide flexible solutions, from startups to established businesses.

What types of services do you specialize in?

We specialize in direct response copywriting: email campaigns, sales funnels, landing pages, ad copy, and full funnel optimization for high ROI.

How quickly can I expect results?

Many clients see measurable improvements in engagement or conversion within days of implementation, with significant ROI typically visible within a few weeks.

Do you offer customized packages?

Yes, every package is tailored to your goals and budget. We provide flexible solutions, from startups to established businesses.

What is your pricing?

Ranges from a couple hundred for some ads to $10k + 10% revenue for a full front end funnel. Book your spot to work with us, and we will get you a custom quote, along with exactly what you need to launch your next campaign.

What industries do you serve?

eCom. SaaS. Creators. Solo entrepreneurs. Anyone who could use direct response copy, we will deliver outstanding results for.

Do you have a guarantee?

Yes. A 100% ROI guarantee. If you don't see at least a 100% ROI on your investment, we will do another of what you ordered completely free.

What is your pricing?

What industries do you serve?

eCom. SaaS. Creators. Solo entrepreneurs. Anyone who could use direct response copy, we will deliver outstanding results for.

Do you have a guarantee?

Yes. A 100% ROI guarantee. If you don't see at least a 100% ROI on your investment, we will do another of what you ordered completely free.

Limited Spots Available

This is a small (but powerful) agency. We can only handle so many clients at one time.

So, while the services that are marked available are open now, we can't promise they will be tomorrow.

Click the "Work With Us" button below to apply to work with us now. Before it's too late.

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We've Helped Create Direct Response Marketing and Advertising For Top Brands Like…

The Types of Clients We Serve

Creators

Creators

Solo Entrepreneurs

Coaches

Coaches

Financial Publishers

Financial Publishers

SaaS

SaaS

eCom/DTC

eCom/DTC

loved by designers and engineers.

We Work With All Platforms

Shopify

ClickFunnels

WordPress

Kajabi

Hubspot

GoHighLevel

Systeme.io

Circle.so

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So, while the services that are marked available are open now, we can't promise they will be tomorrow.

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Testimonials & Reviews

"Incredibly talented… senior-level copywriting"

Ryan M.

Important Person at Agora

"If we're talking raw marketing talent, you are [the top spot]."

Neil M.

Copywriter

"Tjark is perhaps the best direct response copywriter to have ever lived."

Tain N.

Founder & CEO, Pivot Protocol

"Great communication throughout the whole process. Explained everything in detail, very clearly."

Gabriele M.

Accountant & Controller

Over 1 Million

The total amount of clicks generated by just ONE of our funnels.

Over $60 Million

The amount we've sold on the internet so far.

Dozens

Of online sales letters, VSL's, and webinars built that broke even from day one, and went on to generate revenues of up to well over $1 million.

Limited Spots Available

This is a small (but powerful) agency. We can only handle so many clients at one time.

So, while the services that are marked available are open now, we can't promise they will be tomorrow.

Click the "Work With Us" button below to apply to work with us now. Before it's too late.

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Email: Tjark@DirectResponseAlchemy.com

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